I'm just the same as I was.

ladsfm:

“where we are” more like “where are we we haven’t been home since 2010”

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justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

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sleepstagram:

all of u make harry out to be like this mysterious god of sex but hes so dorky i feel like if he tried to do any of those thigns u post about he would just like trip on the way to the bed 

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chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

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thatsmyteam:

How to Get Free Stuff. A Guide by Niall Horan [x]

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actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

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